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8/18
Out in the car with Mommy, listening to hip-hop dance music
"Hey Mommy, can you bounce with me...come on, bounce with me...bop your head like this..."
Mom attempts to get her groove on...
Hahaha...I watch her...and then laugh hysterically
8/17
Sitting on the couch, watching tv with Mommy...and me attempting to imitate a panda bear by rolling around/upside down on the couch...
"Hey Mommy, what animal am I?"
Mom pauses to think..."uhh...stupid"
8/15
Bob, upon seeing the message I had mowed in the yard saying, "Bye Mom & Dad, <3 Ian":
"What's that?"
"Huh, nothing...you can't read it?"
"No....no neighbors'll be knocking on our door, right? They won't be offended or anything?"
Offended? Hahaha
8/14
"Hey Mommy, what are you?"
"Fat...hehehe"
"Hahahaha...Mommy, what are you?"
"Stupid..hehe"
"Hahaha...Mommy, what are you?"
"....I don't want to tell you..."
"Hahahaha.."
8/11
Mommy's comment upon noticing my unzipped/unbuttoned pants as I walked past her in the upstairs hallway while getting dressed for Frank and Gloria's wedding:
"Waaaah...ni duh watergate mae guan."
then upon seeing me posting this on this site...
"Hey, you can document it ok, but don't publish it..."
8/5
Mommy: "You know, mistakes take very little time to make and a long time to correct."
Me: "Oooooh...wow, Mommy, you're so wise...did your friends call you 'Confucious'" when you were a kid?"
8/5
Mommy and I complaining about the bugbites we received when working in the yard:
Mommy: "I didn't get a bug bite until right after you went inside..."
Me: "Hahaha! You deserve it...I got 4"
Mommy: "I know...that's why I always need someone working outside with me."
8/2
Mommy, upon seeing one of her pictures in the travel section of this site:
"Ian! I can't believe you put my poopoo head on the internet"
"Your what??? Hahaha...that's going on the website!"
7/31
Funny Bob story:
Bob, complaining about having to go to dance lessons with mommy
Bob: "I don't like swing dancing"
Me: "Why?"
Bob: "I don't like dancing in general for three reasons:
1...i have no rhythm...2, i'm uncoordinated...3, i'm easily distracted, so i'll be dancing and suddenly lose focus and think, 'oh wait..what am i doing right now?' and do the wrong steps"
7/29
Listening to Warm98 and "Colors of the Wind" from Disney's Pocohontas in the car...
"You recognize this song, Mommy?"
"Yeah, it's from Pocohontas."
"Wow, you're good. I'm impressed."
"I'm surprised I didn't say 'hocopontas'"
...you've said it now
7/26
Mommy and me discussing my plans for the evening.
"hey, i'm gonna go watch 'princess diary' tonight, ok?"
"what movie? princess diarrhea?? what's wrong with her???"
7/21/01
so my mom and i were sitting down in front of the family idiot box watching animal planet this evening when one of the animal docs on tv gets attacked by this monkey creature he is attempting to stab with a needle. mommy, immediately recognizing the exact species of the animal shouts, "ooooh!!! bamboooooo!!!"
umm...did you mean baboon? |
